Ugh

On the ship, one of my castmates, Kate, was constantly disgusted at my antics. Like, during dinner, if I began to clitorally stimulate the crab leg I was eating, she would drop her fork, say "Ugh!" and turn away. I think that she actually had to leave the table a couple of times.

The other night, one of my ATL castmates asked me, in front of a paying audience, "Why are you so sick?" This was his reward for scoring the most "points" in the first half of the show: He could ask any cast member one question. This was the question he chose to ask. So then I had to explain to the audience why I "mimesturbate" on my "friends and colleagues" before a show.

I don't know where I'm going with all this. Maybe it's time to make a change.

Psych!